It's not a noble death to kill yourself to warn your criminal boyfriend of the nearby presence of the law.
Well, if you've got a pub full of drunk soldiers who've stolen all the beer without paying, and stolen several kisses as well, and it's likely that you're going to be gang-raped and then possibly hanged as an accomplice to a notorious highwayman who said soldiers are lying in ambush for, I'd say shooting yourself to get it over with whilst simulatneously warning your love that Bad Things Are Afoot isn't the worst option.
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Date: Tuesday, 3 April 2007 07:37 pm (UTC)Well, if you've got a pub full of drunk soldiers who've stolen all the beer without paying, and stolen several kisses as well, and it's likely that you're going to be gang-raped and then possibly hanged as an accomplice to a notorious highwayman who said soldiers are lying in ambush for, I'd say shooting yourself to get it over with whilst simulatneously warning your love that Bad Things Are Afoot isn't the worst option.