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I am awake and alive. I have my period and therefore ache from the waist down. I feel slightly sick and very cranky. So I apologise if, in my interaction with you in the next day or two, I am sarcastic, pedantic, nasty, and/or intolerant of perceived stupidity. My idiot threshold has lowered significantly.

My dad has gone out without telling me where. The only other people in the house are my mum and some random friend from the rota, who I know by name but not in person at all. So I'm hiding upstairs and feeling really pretty dreadful, as well as being useless.

Please tell me something amusing or interesting if you'd like to cheer me up.