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[taimatsu]

Having seen this entry deom davywavy I am inspired to write my own vampire limericks. If anyone else would like to try, you may write your own limericks about fantasy characters in comments. There will be a small edible prize for the best.

There once was a Vampire from Luton
Who slept every day on a futon
Though just a light dozer,
The guy was a poser -
The sleeping mat was Louis Vuitton.

Comments

[pure-simon.livejournal.com]

argh what is it with futons!! *hides* :)

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

There was a young vampire from Cambridge
Who looked rather like Beryl Bainbridge

.. no, that one isn't going anywhere..

Is the small edible prize you? ;->

hehe, couldn't help myself ...

[fantabulous.livejournal.com]

A vampire down at Mardi Gras
Tried to pick off some drunks that he saw.
They lifted his shirt,
and pulled down his skirt -
To reveal matching panties and bra!


*snickers* ... uh, TMI? *shrugs* oye!

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

There was a young vampire from Venus
Whose body was shaped like...

Nah...there's not enough vicissitude in the world.

[taimatsu]

No, it's not me - someone already won that prize :)

It's a biscuit, or a packet of crisps, or a bar of chocolate - whatever small edible thing is to hand when I next see the winner :)

[taimatsu]

Had to add another:

There once was a vampire called Stan
Who rose very high in his clan
He schmoozed and held meetings
but his power was fleeting
Diablerie's such a good plan...

And another...

[taimatsu]

There once was a ghoul, name of Grace
Who longed for her Sire's dark embrace
But she didn't know
He was Nosfera-to
Which would have bad effects on her face.

This one is not so good, I think.

[taimatsu]

There once was a werewolf called Smee
Who went about hugging each tree.
Her pack all got mad
But she said, looking sad
'I simply love Gaia, you see.'

Re: hehe, couldn't help myself ...

[taimatsu]

*grin* You're new round this corner of LJ. How'd you find me? :)

[borusa.livejournal.com]

There once was a vampire called Bert
Whose attention was easy to divert
The toreador clan
Thought he was their man
But alas he just wasn't alert.

There was a young vampire from Eastleigh
Who liked to dress up very priestly
But when he drank blood
His heart gave a thud
And his manner became very beastly

[taimatsu]

Sorry! I wasn't thinking of you - I started with Luton/crouton.

hi

[fantabulous.livejournal.com]

hehe, just from pokin' around, I guess.

[imc.livejournal.com]

No sharing then? ;-)

[imc.livejournal.com]

There was a young vampire called Bud,
Who never could stomach the blood.
 A virgin he'd slay,
 and then run away. . .
Some milk would have done him more good!

[ixwin.livejournal.com]

There once was a vampire from Hitchin,
Who hid in a young lady's kitchen.
Intending to seize her,
He sat in her freezer.
Garlic bread left his bum with an itch in.