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I am sooooooooo tired.
I can tell I'm fed up with the cat when I need the loo but going to the bathroom is too much hassle. Sequence as follows: go downstairs; open diningroom door sloooowly and caaaaarefully; get pounced past by cat; scream at cat; stamp feet; chase cat round most of house; drag cat out from hidey-hole in expensive clothes, bedlinen, clean socks, laundrybasket, or similar; grab cat; transport wriggling cat back to dining room door; throw cat back into dining room; slam door; realise am on wrong side of door; open door... Repeat ad nauseam.
I can tell I'm fed up with the cat when I need the loo but going to the bathroom is too much hassle. Sequence as follows: go downstairs; open diningroom door sloooowly and caaaaarefully; get pounced past by cat; scream at cat; stamp feet; chase cat round most of house; drag cat out from hidey-hole in expensive clothes, bedlinen, clean socks, laundrybasket, or similar; grab cat; transport wriggling cat back to dining room door; throw cat back into dining room; slam door; realise am on wrong side of door; open door... Repeat ad nauseam.