If you're a young gentleman, and you decide to have an affair with a married woman, do the deed and leave. Do not fall asleep in her arms.
If you're the sort of woman who likes to hang string out of the window, invest in a lamp so that you can check the identity of whoever has pulled on it.
It's not a noble death to kill yourself to warn your criminal boyfriend of the nearby presence of the law.
Do check whether your opponent is a relative before launching in to a vicious if swashbuckling swordfight. Before launching in to a vicious swordfight, check whether your opponent is a relative.
Steer clear of blacksmiths. None of them are up to any good.
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If you're the sort of woman who likes to hang string out of the window, invest in a lamp so that you can check the identity of whoever has pulled on it.
It's not a noble death to kill yourself to warn your criminal boyfriend of the nearby presence of the law.
Do check whether your opponent is a relative before launching in to a vicious if swashbuckling swordfight. Before launching in to a vicious swordfight, check whether your opponent is a relative.
Steer clear of blacksmiths. None of them are up to any good.
Just sleep with the witch, you idiot.